Funny 30th Birthday Invitation Wording I Need Wording For A Funny 30th Birthday Party!!!!?

I need wording for a funny 30th birthday party!!!!? - funny 30th birthday invitation wording

the front of the invitation is a picture of two (cartoons) drunks sitting on the street with the word. On the back I want something fun to do. The jubilee is for my husband (who is 30 years old), what do you suggest? Please help!